There really isn’t much that I can say about this….
But I have questions. What if you like having more than one thin blanket on your bed? Can the OHEA handle that action? What about pillows? Can it arrange more than two? And who the hell greenlighted this project? If you are rich enough to buy this bed….don’t you already probably have a maid who does this for you? Just sayin… Enjoy! And for more details, you can visit the official website of this bizarro bed here: OHEA
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When does this poor girl ever get to sleep?
I don’t know! I mean, her obsession with bed making seems unhealthy.
I’m wondering the same things, Laird – how many blankets can OHEA straighten? Cuz I have three. And pillows? I have 4 of those. I think my linens would unduly tax the OHEA. And what it a cat accidentally stepped on the remote control in the middle of the night? What then OHEA Makers, what then?!?
I think this is one of those things that if I were Bill-gates-rich I would buy just to test the limits of and post videos of all of the experiments to youtube.
Because… how does the OHEA handle objects OTHER than bedding? What if, say, you like to eat crackers in bed. Then what, OHEA? And what if in addition to blankets you have something like a feather bed? Can you handle THAT OHEA?
I definitely think this bed would scare the bejeezus out of my cat, who would probably pee on it in retribution.
I was snorting out loud here at work over your comment. Co-workers have now been informed of OHEA. We are all in support of you buying one and making youtube video experiments. I will take up a collection here to help support the purchase. Mind you, we are all grossly underpaid non-profit social service workers, so it might not be much. I think trying out different food stuffs is a great place to start. Cheerios, titan chipotle chips, Milk Duds. All good options. Then throw a stuffed animal in its path. Hear that OHEA? Let the experiments begin!
Wonder how it would handle a mad whack dance boot?
And…if you wash the sheets and then just dump them on the bed right out of the dryer…will it sort that mess out?
Sure, the bed is cool and all until a computer glitch causes it to make itself when there’s still a human trapped inside it. What happens to us when Science runs amok?!?!?!??!!?!
It’s a lifetime television movie just waiting to be made!
Hah! Love your analysis. I was also wondering about the injury potential if it started up while someone was still in bed. Ouch! What gets me is that throwing the quilt and pillows on a bed is the easy part. The pain in the butt part is putting on fresh sheets. When they figure that part out, as well as doing laundry and mopping floors, then we’ll talk.
EXACTLY! If I am going to lay that kind of money out for a bed, I want it to have a built in washing machine, and when it is not busy washing the linens, it should be doing accounting, or babysitting, or something.
And I just had a mental image of that woman from the life alert commercial, trapped in the bed and pressing her little necklace button and saying “I’m trapped in my bed and I can’t get out!”
No freaking way, Laird! It took longer for that girl to watch the bed being made than it would have taken to do it herself.
I sleep with three pillows. Two at my head and one I “hug” because I sleep on my side. Yes. I have a husband, but said husband has body heat. My pillows attached to little cords? How about when I want to flip them to a cool side?
Auto mode? I get up to use the facilities in the middle of the night and return to find my bed in some sort of pinching action?
Gaaaah!
I am SO with you on the cool side of the pillow thing! I almost fell for that TV infomercial for those sobukawa dream pillows over it!
I must flip my pillows about 40 times a night looking for a cool spot. Whoever invented the OHEA was wasting their time. They should have been inventing an air conditioned pillow. FOR REALS.
Cute gimmick, but the girl clearly does not know how to muss up a bed. I mean, really, after how many tries, and that’s the best she can do? No pillows tossed on the floor. No tangled knots in the sheets? What about the remote control, the paperback novels, the crumpled pizza box and rolled up crusts, the cat, the dog, the bra with a clasp hooked into the sheet, the boxers rolled into a ball, the guy she picked up in the bar last night?
Sherry, you crack me up! I imagine the bed has “parental” settings which cause the bed to forcibly remove foreign objects like strange boys…at least, it should. Then it might be worth it…lol
This one might go the way of electric can openers…